**** Christmas, **** Joey, and **** the Donkey they road in on.

I am 15 1/2 female and I want to be kidnapped. I want to be taken from my home in the middle of the night and taken to someones home. where I am treated like either a pet or a useless diaper wearing baby. I want to be tied up so I can barely move very frequently. Wear a shock collar when I am not tied up so I can't escape even if I want too.

I cannot stress this enough, if you ever watch a cartoon as an adult, you will literally get a rush of joy, like even more powerful than watching it as a child, because as a child, you were constantly exposed to cartoons, which makes them boring, but since as an adult, you have less time for cartoons, watching them is so satisfyingly fun. So, please go watch at least some cartoons once in a week.

cartoons

I'm a 35 married man with two adolescent kids that I adore, and two cats. I love all my family. I'm a vegetarian, I do charity work at church and nurse back to health every stray animal I meet. I'm well liked among my coworkers and my boss loves me. BUT, there is this woman, a fat blonde woman who looks like Kevin Malone from the Office with a thin wig, obese mind you, and runs a Sailor Moon fan p...

Me (16f) have two sisters, a and b. (A22 B21) B has a boyfriend (40m) who is the father of her child. Today A was visiting and suddenly she looked at her phone and had the most shocked face, I asked her what was wrong and she signalled me to come look. I look on the screen and see that B has confessed to cheating with multiple different people. I don’t think anyone else knows except for us and I’m...

I was jumped by 3 women and robbed. But I’m way to embarr***ed to tell anybody including police. I was walking alone in a park just to get some fresh air. I don’t even live in a bad area. First it was just 1 girl who approached me. She asked if she could use my phone, I pulled my phone out to unlock it when I was hit right in the face from behind. I don’t remember it all but I remember falling dow...

jumped

I (24f) have discovered that I get incredibly aroused when I'm working because...well, I really love my job. I've always had some "wires crossed" in my brain where general excitement (e.g. being really happy or interested in something) can switch on the aroused part of my brain despite not even thinking about ***. I won't say what my exact job is but it involves an element of coding, spreads...

I flirt with people when I'm bored and that's a risky thing we do because nobody wants to catch feels.

This confession is for my parents. Last year I gave an entrance exam, ie IIT JEE. I prepared well for it and was confident that I will crack it. But at the time of examination, I got blank! I just baffled. I didn't knew what to do. After some time, I got relaxed and just marked most of the answers randomly. I was disdained by my performance. I was not sure about my result. I felt gawky. But when I...

I am a 24-year-old Cameroonian lady. I got engaged and my fiancé travelled to the United States about 1 year, 4 months ago. We truly love each other and my greatest wish is to marry this guy. He has been taking care of my bills and even my sister’s and he sends gifts to my family. I started dating this married man and the moment I really decided to end this and invited him for a talk, I d...

I don't even know what to add to this. Your bf doesn't want to take showers? Just leave wtf??? Also talking about m***ively depressed/suicidal/addicted persons. Get help first and then when you are better get into a relationship. For yourself and especially for the other one

depressed

I need to confess that I ended up stealing some money from the jar that is only used for money specifically used to buy unlicenced male medication, it has been weighing on me for a while and I just really wanted to get it off my chest. I will probably get backlash on it and that is fair and justified.

stolen money

I'm a 33 year old man from Finland, living a more or less normal life. I could describe myself with the following words: Intelligent, Adaptive, Cautious, Well-mannered, Introvert... Sadist. Of course, the last one is a quality that I wouldn't mention in a casual conversation. Not that I'm ashamed of it, but I feel that it's something that is almost universally deemed as an unambiguously bad t...

Never expected it when I was younger but turns out my favorite thing in the world is to dress like a ****ty femboy and let old men do whatever they want to me.

femboy

I'm tired. Really tired. Doubling my anti depressant dosage gave 4 days of not feeling suicidal. 4 days. Idk what to do anymore. Meds can't make me happy, people can't make me happy, video games can't make me happy, hobbies can't make me happy. I'm just tired.